Wednesday, February 10, 2010

i talk to random people and i LIKE it

This has to be my best comeback in a while. I am a huge fan of the colts, duh! My friend Bryce is too. His status was how ahh-mazing the colts are so i commented. As usual, some random person said the saints were better. This random person and i were arguing over who was better. I said the Colts were and he asked, "WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?" I with my amazing arguing skills go, "chlorine. so ha. be afraid of the swimmer because i can kick your butt in the water! so yeah!" my friend Katie baker and i can't get over it. it was just amazing the way i said it i guess.

You know when you get those annoying calls from "anonymous" or "restricted" or "unknown number"? I love answering those calls. My last time I answered they asked me all these questions and I kept saying no. They finally ask, "wait a second, am i speaking with someone 18 or older?" I say "NOPE! Do you wanna be my best friend?" Yup, they hung up. My latest call that i answered had called 10 times before my mom would let me answer. I answer screaming HOLA! HOLA! She asked for my parents so I scream "NO HABLO ENGLES!" (i don't speak English) and she says "you don't speak English?" i start laughing and had to hang up. Otherwise, that conversation would have gone on a little while longer. They haven't called since.

My favorite word is anonymous. I talk to random people and i love it. It's fun, you should try it.

xoxo, Hannah

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